Crafted With Ignorance and Bliss.

Crafted With Ignorance and Bliss.

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est: Pretoria 2019

Coming nowhere near you anytime soon.

beerzke bottle mockup

est: Pretoria 2019

Coming nowhere near you anytime soon.

The Master Is Back!

After years in the brewing wilderness (re̶h̶a̶b̶), our once in a generation beer making talent has finally felt the need to bring his barley legal creations back into the drinking world.

Craft beer Pretoria lovers, the time is nigh.

“What a time to be alive.”

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Get your lawyer ready, there’s an “HR Violation” coming.

That’s the name of our next batch incase you didn’t catch that.
It’ll leave you wondering what you did to get into trouble.

From the unstable mind of one of the world’s foremost unknown brewmasters comes a beer for the ages.

A beverage that touches not only your heart, soul, and mind, but also your gag reflex.

Beerzke Pretoria Craft Beer

From the unstable mind of one of the world’s foremost unknown brewmasters comes a beer for the ages.

A beverage that touches not only your heart, soul, and mind, but also your gag reflex.

Beerzke Pretoria Craft Beer
Beerzke Craft Beer best in preotira

Chief architect and brewmaster Michael, a man captivated by alcohol at a young age, will happily take your order… but when it is fulfilled is another matter entirely..

I brew when I want, what I want and for whom I want.
– Michael

Chief architect and brewmaster Michael, a man captivated by alcohol at a young age, will happily take your order… but when it is fulfilled is another matter entirely..

I brew when I want, what I want and for whom I want.
– Michael

Beerzke Craft Beer best in preotira

NEWS AND VIEWS

In the ongoing digital marketing effort to keep our 2 followers up to date with what is happening in the world. We are here to spread our opinion on matters relating to crafts, beers and what ever else floats to the tops of our thought glass like bubbles in a recently brewed African Asian stout vintage blend.

Let’s not artificial sweetener coat it, there are just too many 3 letter news agencies spreading information according to their own narrative at the moment. And that’s not fair, you as the consumer deserve the truth, and seeing as though everyone has their own truth these days we want you to listen to our truth. Because if we say shit loud enough, apparently that’s all you need to do to be a thought leader.

Please enjoy a curated, select few articles that we at Beerzke feel are ready for your offsite consumption.

We don’t use labels on our bottles. We strive to not identify ourselves through traditional marketing methods.

Beerzke is about never placing yourself into a specific box, therefore opening yourself up to rad and exciting new possibilities around every gentrified corner.

This is by no means related to (or have anything to do with) any alleged pending lawsuits.

What People Are Saying

The second sip brings with it a blinding headache yet is accompanied with a pleasant zesty flavour.

Also it would be nice if you spelt my name correctly…just once.

Brenden, Gambler

I wish he would stop giving me this to try.

Doug, Platonic Life Partner

So far, so good. Had worse and my standards are low in general. it get’s the job done.

Jay, Closet Alcoholic

This is shit!

Greg, Michael's Brother

That’s bladdy acceptable for a home brewed beer

Paul - Jay's Dad, Old Man

I’ve had pisses with more froth

Sparky, Only Fans Subscriber

Why would I pay for this?

Lee, Friend of a friend

The head reminds me of a rabid dog

Samantha, Only female client

Oh don’t really drink, but trying this made me thankful of that decision in a way I never thought possible.

Savannah, Only female client

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